Some days are not like the others. Take yesterday, when I noticed a clothes hamper in the bathroom. Now, the peeps act as if this is normal and it’s always been there. Well, wouldn’t I have noticed?? I’m sharp, observant, quick-minded. That hamper didn’t just show up. But my motto has always been, and always will be, “If it’s up over your head, it must come down.”
The hamper went the way of it’s predecessors- down. And for emphasis I wrestled everything out of it and killed all those things too. It was a grand battle, exhausting, but quite exhilirating in it’s own way.
I am still king of all I see. I stroll proudly through my kingdom.
But, wait, what is this?? The hamper, once defeated and gutted, stands tall again. I’ll get back with you tomorrow- I have business to attend to…