I was watching cattle cutting on TV today. Standing on my back feet trying to catch a cow before the cowboy did. Then, of all things, the cows just ran out the right side of the television. I didn’t see them once they were out, but where else could they have gone? They weren’t in the set anymore.
I danced about on two legs looking all around that TV for them. Under, over, behind, even on the left side (I knew they couldn’t be there, but I was getting desperate.) Nope, no cows. Now, being the obsessive type, I wasn’t going to just let this go. I sat in front of the TV and puzzled this out. Then I saw it! The cows must have come out of the TV, flew through the air to the book case on the next wall!! HAH!
I’ve been watching that bookcase for them ever since- a cow has to get up pretty early in the morning to fool me!
Uh, Mom, could you feed me here tonight???